Corny Myers has a unique psychic ability; she can communicate with animals.
In the pursuit of the perfect Christmas getaway in Victoria BC; Corny steals a tour
bus; returns a flock of stolen Flamingos to their favorite lake; buys Steve, her
tough-as-nails Seattle cop boyfriend, front row seats to the Cirque du Soleil; and
she gets a bright and shiny new key.
Corny has a unique psychic ability to communicate with animals, but can she come
up with five days of perfect Valentines gifts for her tough-as-nails Seattle cop
Time is running out and Brutus—the horny Labrador, Molly—the hussy French Poodle,
Hernando Lamberto—the prized Pekinese, Harry—the Penguin, Buddy the Butt Head—Iguana,
and three raccoons all need Corny’s attention.
Can she pull it all together for the perfect Valentine’s Day celebration?
Corny is a hot chick with a great job that she loves. All that changed in the blink
of an eye when her boss had an accident involving an oversized rubber band. She’s
still a hot chick, but her boss is dead.
Steve Spears is a seasoned narcotics cop who ends up wanting to strangle Corny on
a regular basis. After finding out Corny’s dream of opening a pet detective business,
he decides he doesn’t want a girlfriend who routinely puts herself in danger. That’s
Corny misses Steve, but she’s getting on with her life. She decides to get a month’s
worth of dating out of the way in a single night, by combining her three favorite
things—men, food, and alcohol.
Steve’s big gun and cop’s intuition saves Corny’s life, but not from another trip
to the emergency room. He makes Corny promise never to get hurt again—she agreed,
but has her fingers crossed behind her back.
Josey’s Christmas Cookie
In the blink of an eye; Josey lost the most important people in her life, her parents.
Can a hound dog named Cookie, a pair of Mourning Doves and a passionate vet bring
the holiday spirit back into Josey's life in time for Christmas?